The following exchange is from Dialogue Group 7, Thread 33.

1. Paternity Allegation against Bill Clinton
Mon, Jan 4, 1999 - /EST
fuchees

Let's take a poll: As reported in today's New York Post, if Danny Williams's DNA matches Bill Clinton's, will his job approval poll numbers go up or down?

My vote: Up.

3. Long time coming
Mon, Jan 4, 1999 - 12:01 PM/EST
markearnest

I heard about this before Clinton came into office. I've got relatives in Little Rock, and the Danny Williams story have been around for a while down there.
So, they are finally doing the DNA testing. Good for them, it'll end this for once.

8. Did you ever consider...
Mon, Jan 4, 1999 - 7:45 PM/EST
markearnest

Maybe this isn't about impeachment. This happens to be someone who has been trying to get support for a child that is thought to be Clinton's. This has been known for a long time (long before the bimbo eruption). Perhaps if Clinton is proven to be the father, he will pay some support to the child.
Don't make the mistake that this was some new story made up Drudge or his cohorts, this has been going on for a while. The media just finally picked up on it.

So, what issues and business has Clinton tackled? Since he gave up ever living up to his campaign promises, what is his agenda? Will he continue to sign unconstitutional executive orders into law, or just spend tens of millions of dollars to take 1000+ people to China and accomplish nothing (except telling them that the US supports a unified China, which Congress had to refute)?

10. WHAT! another cheap woman after Bill ? ? ?
Mon, Jan 4, 1999 - 8:03 PM/EST
AGZ

I am begining to like Bill, just think guys because of Bill we can pay a prostitute to do the oral thing and it's not sex! That makes it legal.
Does that mean he is advancing more of the female causes? I'm confused! About this latest deal, I do not believe it is just a right wing, ( no, that didn't work before) I know its Sadam Hussan yea Sadam put this cheap woman up to it! Hey do you think Hilary knows?

Come on everybody sing . . STAND BY YOUR MAN

Chelsea has a little brother, just think next Christmas at the Clintons, more presents under the tree.

Hey now we have Bubba & Bubba jr. !!!!

16. Just a Dream
Wed, Jan 6, 1999 - 1:26 AM/EST
Kevin

It's a little past 1 a.m. in Indiana, and I just woke up in a cold sweat. I had a dream about you guys. I was sitting at my ultra-slow laptop trying to keep my mind distracted from family trauma of last week and a mountain of work awaiting my return. Usually, the Reality Check site does the trick. But in this nightmare I dreamt that someone had started a thread about a decade-old tabloid story involving Bill Clinton's bastard love child initially reported by the Star (as opposed to the Starr) and threatening to resurface with a highly questionable DNA test from Matt Drudge, erstwhile cyberspace reporter. And we were all posting things debating projected opinion polls and child support payments for the story as if it were already a done deal that Clinton was the father.

It's all a little fuzzy now, but I swear Bobbie Ann Williams name appeared on Clinton's Death List. And that plane, the one that crashed with the secret service agent inside right before he was about to talk? I can't remember entirely, but I think Dick Morris was sucking someone's toes on the wing, pulling cigars out of an open panel while trashing his White House replacement in a live remote feed for CNN. Nobody believed me when I yelled, in my best William Shatner, "There's something on the wing!" but I continued yelling as the men in white pulled me off the plane. One of them looked like Alex Trebek, the other Jesse "The Mind" Ventura. Oh, and there was something about water being all around me, but that's a good thing, isn't it? When you dream about water? Or maybe it's if you dream you're naked ... wait, no, that's another thread nightmare entirely.

Boy, I'll be glad when I finally wake up completely and this horror has ended. Probably just something I ate.