December 19, 1998
Denver, CO

Dear Bill,

With due respect for your office, you still put your pants on the same way my husband does. You've had a really hard time with self control and in some areas are less than bright. Hopefully you've learned not to be so conceited and, above all, to keep it in your pants. Having been married close to 42 years to the same man, I'm aware of temptation. But the way you've gone ahead with the business of this country, and done it well in spite of all the garbage in the air, is admirable. Since the debacle you have maintained yourself with dignity, as has your family. I think anyone caught with their pants down would lie, at least initially. So admit your stupidity and I hope we have the good sense to let you finish your job.